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Rohan da Bomb.
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Rohan Ramakrishnan
mat rempit
I`m indian ! I`m quite karat ! I love foosball and alcohol and I`m Asia`s Most Elligible Indian Bachelor .
I love POSERS and those vegetable fuckers that like to menari MENGGELABAH in the clubs .
Full Time Pariyan... Mat-Remp-It Wannabe....
uh-HUH;


Its been a while now since i have mad a post ! well its because
i`ve been away in India serving my general,Velupillai Prabhakaran,
the Tamil Tiger boss in India,near the border.It was crazy trip
hiking through the jungles and killing indians,blowing up cars and
beating some villagers up and taking their porridge.
As you can see from the first picture above,some of the
villagers retaliatting against us after we pau`ed their
porridge and soup and some indomee.Yes,they really lost it
but due to me being unable to understand tamil.i couldnt make
out what they said.But i did here the words pundek,benchot,sunni,
kun-ji and a few more repeatedly used time after time while
wooden chairs and pots and pans were being thrown out from their
huts.
The second picture was the ceremony of making me a full time Tamil Tiger
representitive for malaysia.planning to go down bangsar tonight and
gather some new recruits ya know from maybe Lock Up,Mantra and G-Spot.
Well thats all for now ! will up date sooon !
time;3:03 PM
uh-HUH;

My home is your home
My room is your room*hehe*
home sweet home is
with baby boy rohan
*muakz*see you tonight baby*
P.S. haha sohai ! you thought real is it ? morron ! of course la fake tiu !
if real you think i`ll be putting it like that everyday and being pariya ?
god dammmit all you gullabe naive little patsy whankers.
i dunno how people blog everyday
its fucking balls ! what to type
i now also dunno wat to type.
life is so sad ! sadder than bobby`s life.
lucky i got whisky water in my life.
everyday can tani ! and then put
it like that with all the mat rem-pit
chickkidies.ACTUALLY !!
i LIED LIFE IS FARKING GOOD
AT THE MOMENT !
Anyway look at how pariya
im gonna become...my tattoo that
im gonna get soon then i just need
one thick kau kau gold bracelet to
go all "MENTAL DAA MACHAA"
As usual I LOST IT ON MERDEKA @ passion.
friday night just went LOCO in breakers.
saturday went passion got smashed went home die.
woke up at about 3 something.foosball abit
shower.watch bourne supremacy....day dreamed
about being a secret agent for malaysian goverment
(steal cock ah ? our goverment doesnt haf shit...
but dream la for fux sake)ran around berlin,rome,
moscow looking for other spies to kill and shit...
OKAY LA ! MAHAI ! i make it easier ! IMAGINE !
An indian version of grand theft auto with an indian
got all the weapons full health go here and there !
thats what i was dreamin about....just imagine
an indian going mental with grenades and all !
here are a few examples
here are the direct tanslations
okay i think thats enough blogging for one day
i shall go off to eat my delicious mcdonalds delivered
to my house ! i`ll update you on how i`ll fuck the
delivery boy for being late ! OUT !
time;6:08 PM
uh-HUH;
yesterdays.
everyday do the same thing
get smashed ! merdeka was
quite sick....me vic uzzaam joel
jennie y2k and the rest of jing
bang and the guest of the night
our very own lawyer buddy
RAVI ! AHHAHA went crazy
in poppy collection...quite a
standard spec la but !!!!!
it just show how pariya we actually
are....anyway i just realised i need
to learn abit of canto ! cause its
quite yau to the yeng...and to all
those girls out there i know u think im fuckiing
hot and sexy but then im sorry la
there`s a line between chicks and bottles
i`ll take the bottle anytime...so if ur an
alcho of a chick please la come visit me
i`ll give u pleasure and wonders balls....
so anyway ! i know my blogg is like frickin
kewll ! like oh my gawd ! it turns all
u readers on cause of my yau yeng
hou lan yes nesss ! = ) so continue reading
till i come up with more bullshit !
and OH YAH ! i got featured in
the 2nd most yau yeng blog
aftermine www.sherve.blogspot.com
my love/morron buddy ! sher vin
okay u can fuck off to sheffield now
services no longer required ! HAHAHA
joking la u know i love you right = )
okay fuck all you people
ciao !
time;2:20 AM
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August 2006
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September 2006
and i LOVE to drink till i die
c'mon ppl...let's shake it like those rempits....