where no REMP-IT has gone before !;

Friday, August 25, 2006

the most mental 6 dayz of my life ! (not that mental la...must talk abit of cock la)

Saturday !
started off veryy well actually fucking well !
woke up with a bastard hangover ! decided to
go to mid valley and collect my jeans from topshop.
while i was infront of KIM GARY ( fucking ah pek restaurant)
talking on the phone this mat motor son of a bitch !
snatched my handphone from me and ran ! ma ga hai !
as usual i tried to be Agent Double 0 Pariya and chase
him but it came to no good cause.Fucking rempits!
I hope more FRU Vans bang all you bastards down !
Went ss2 met victor daphne and uzzaam at secret
recipe.then went to breakers and lost it !
went mental loco ! drank alot ! broke a few glasses.
got simon lim the best manager/owner 2006 drunk.
went home died !

Sunday
went ganja-land(TU`s house) to find chow kah wah a.k.a chris gone !
wasted ! you tell him anything the fucker forgets it like ten minutes later.
lepaked wif the ganja fuckers for a bit then decided to go the curve and eat
cause sussie the bitch wif the gun got emotional AHHAAHAH u know i love u
sussie ! ended up in TGI Fridayz wif elaine victor uzzaam kah wah. ate
then went to watch NACHO LIBRE !! the worst fucking show on the planet
went victor`s house chilled out went to pick up daphne then went breakers.
bang balls abit here and there play a bit of foosball then went home ss2 with
wayne and shaul to buy some DVDs and eat.Went home slept !

Monday
woke up at about 3 something
bang balls at home play foosball ! dream about being a rem-pit someday...
went breakers lost it with wayne and DJ Ray..got smashed got the bouncers
smashed got the teasers girls smashed ! wonderful night went bestari makan
sound a few workers went home slept.

Tuesday
went to the LOFT with sher vin elaine shaul gary mohan sunil luke mark
eng soon and the rest of the jing bang. It was a crazy night ! the national
bartending competition ! it was a good night gary wanted to smash the manager
of LOFT and the bartender...shaul as usual wanted to anal some girl.. standard spec.
Went taman desa to Salsa bar with gary mohan and sunil ! had the msot fucked up
experiencei n my life ! GRO ! GUEST RELATIONSHIP OFFICERS ! They are
fucking karat ! they just fucking cant get drunk ! they jsut cant ! bloody bastards
bitches ham ka chan ! make me high only tiu ! anyway went yamcha then went home
at about 5am...from 2am when it closed till 5am we were yam cha`in i was given
a sexual educational TALK ! form GARY JANSEN .. so imagine how mental it was

Wednesday
Bang Balls in breakers as usual dam sad right my life aiyah

Thursday
It was a sick day
A day that shall never be forgotten
A day when this countries fooser`s balls drop(weiii poyo sialll)
The day i unleashed the crouching tiger hidden rem-pit pull shot !
It was deadly no one could block it ! never atleast got 4th place and
i know wat im lacking ! CONSISTENCY ! correct spelling...wait i check
"background" EH APU !!!!!! HOW TO SPELL KON-SIS-TON-CI ?
OH MACAM BETUL AH OK OK OK TQ NANTI
SAYA BAGI TODI SIKIT ATAU BLACK 99
after dyp ciao`ed home !
tongiht maybe sugar passion or some club ! sick of foosball !!!

uh-HUH;
time;6:02 PM

.S H I T.

yesterdays.
. August 2006
. September 2006

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